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SOLI (Usher & Defendant) with CHORUS
"Now, Jurymen, Hear My Advice,...
Is this the Court of the Exchequer?"
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Enter Usher.
Usher. |
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Now, Jurymen, hear my advice - All kinds of vulgar prejudice I pray you set aside, I pray you set aside: With stern judicial frame of mind, From bias free of ev'ry kind, This trial must be tried! |
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Usher. |
Chorus. | ||
Silence in Court! Silence! |
From bias free of ev'ry kind, This trial must be tried. |
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Usher. | |||
Oh, listen to the plaintiff's case: |
Usher. | Chorus. |
Silence in Court! Silence! |
From bias free of ev'ry kind, This trial must be tried. |
Usher. | |
And when amid the plaintiff's shrieks, |
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Usher. | Chorus |
Silence in Court! |
From bias free of ev'ry kind, This trial must be tried. |
Enter Defendant.
Defendant. | |
Is this the Court of the Exchequer? |
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Chorus. | |
It is! |
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Defendant. (aside) | |
Be firm, be firm, my pecker, |
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Chorus. | |
Who are you? |
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Defendant. | |
I'm the Defendant! |
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Chorus. (shaking their fists) | |
Monster dread their/our damages. |
Defendant. |
Hear me, hear me, if you please, These are very strange proceedings - For, permit me to remark On the merits of my pleadings, You're at present in the dark. Defendant beckons to Jurymen - they leave the box and gather round him as they sing. |
Chorus. (satirically) |
That's a very true remark - On the merits of his pleadings We're entirely in the dark. Ha! ha! ho! ho! ha! ha! ho! ho! |
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