No. 25:
Septet (Scent-of-Lilies, Honey-of-Life, Heart's Desire,
Dancing Sunbeam, Yussuf, Hassan, Abdallah)
Sunbeam. | ||
It has reached me a Lady named Hubbard Proceeded one day to her cupboard, |
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And openly went With intent to present |
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Her poor dog with a bone from her cupboard! |
Scent. | |||
And the dog of that person named Hubbard Accompanied her to the cupboard; |
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But when they got there They were plunged in despair — |
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There was nothing at all in the cupboard, | |||
In the cupboard! |
Others. | ||||||
There was nothing whatever at all in the cupboard! | ||||||
Scent. | ||||||
Have you heard of that harrowing story? | ||||||
Honey. | ||||||
I have — it's in my category! | ||||||
Yussuf. | ||||||
And I! | ||||||
Desire. | ||||||
So have I! | ||||||
Abdallah. | ||||||
So have I! | ||||||
Hassan. | ||||||
So have I! | ||||||
All. | ||||||
It's a horribly harrowing story! | ||||||
So that won't do for the Sultan To make him rejoice and exult! An |
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Unfortunate end Will his temper offend |
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So that won't do for the Sultan! |
Desire. | ||
It is said a young lady named Muffet (Selecting a seat on a tuffet) |
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Was breaking her fast With a modest repast |
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When she suddenly fled from the tuffet! |
Honey. | |||
She spied a she-spider beside her! The spider beside her espied her! |
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Beside herself she Would undoubtedly be |
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Having spied a big spider beside her! | |||
Beside her! |
Others. | ||||||
Having spied a big spider, a spider beside her! | ||||||
Sunbeam. | ||||||
Have you heard of that horrible story? | ||||||
Desire. | ||||||
I have — it's in my category! | ||||||
Yussuf. | ||||||
And I! | ||||||
Scent. | ||||||
So have I! | ||||||
Abdallah. | ||||||
So have I! | ||||||
Hassan. | ||||||
So have I! | ||||||
All. | ||||||
It's a horribly harrowing story! | ||||||
So that won't do for the Sultan To make him rejoice and exult! An |
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Unfortunate end Will his temper offend |
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So that won't do for the Sultan! |
Desire. | ||
Have you heard of the "Hey-diddle-diddle," That quaint zoological riddle, |
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The Cat they accuse Of invoking her "Mews" |
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On a stringed instrument called a fiddle? |
Honey. | |||
At the cow, who was not an inert one, |
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But oh, it is feared That the dish disappeared |
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With the tablespoon or the dessert one! | |||
Dessert one! |
Others. | ||||||
With the tablespoon, tablespoon or the dessert one! | ||||||
Sunbeam. | ||||||
Have you heard of that horrible story? | ||||||
Desire. | ||||||
I have — it's in my category! | ||||||
Yussuf. | ||||||
And I! | ||||||
Scent. | ||||||
So have I! | ||||||
Abdallah. | ||||||
So have I! | ||||||
Hassan. | ||||||
So have I! | ||||||
All. | ||||||
It's a horribly harrowing story! | ||||||
So that won't do for the Sultan To make him rejoice and exult! An |
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Unfortunate end Will his temper offend |
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So that won't do for the Sultan! |
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