No. 36 - Song - "Ta-Ta Land"
Solo: | A noble dame some children had, Up to ev'ry game, One blossom'd out a wondrous lad, Ta-ta was his name. |
Chorus: | For he was made in Ta-ta land, In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land, Right in the middle of Ta-ta land Upon a Ta-ta day. With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta, With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay. |
Solo: | His toys were all the noblest chaps, Collected from his nation, He ta-ta'd them and tried it on With all the population. |
Chorus: | For he was made in Ta-ta land, In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land, Right in the middle of Ta-ta land Upon a Ta-ta day. With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta, With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay. |
Solo: | The lady in hot water got Through some owdacious plotter, And Ta-ta yelled to see the fun, And tried to make it hotter. |
Chorus: | For he was made in Ta-ta land, In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land, Right in the middle of Ta-ta land Upon a Ta-ta day. With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta, With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay. |
Solo: | So fierce he grew, the neighbours feared Spontaneous combustion, But Grandma in her quiet way Just winked and whispered "fustian." |
Chorus: | For he was made in Ta-ta land, In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land, Right in the middle of Ta-ta land Upon a Ta-ta day. With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta, With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay. |
Solo: | He had gunpowder in his tea, And iron in his "wa-ta", He lived on squibs and fireworks, And every kind of Ta-ta. |
Chorus: | For he was made in Ta-ta land, In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land, Right in the middle of Ta-ta land Upon a Ta-ta day. With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta, With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay. |
Solo: | He gave his elders lots of sport Of the sort they made in Sparta, And made them skip upon parade To every sort of Ta-ta. |
Chorus: | For he was made in Ta-ta land, In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land, Right in the middle of Ta-ta land Upon a Ta-ta day. With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta, With a bang, bang, bang, and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay. |
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