Simple Simon is described as "A Mother Goose Extravaganza" by R.A. Barnet with music by A. B. Sloane and G. L. Tracy. It was first performed on 8 February 1897 at the Tremont Theatre, Boston, by members of the First Corps of Cadets.
ACT I
- No. 1 - Opening Chorus of Fairies - "Gleaming from yonder dark tower o'er crumbling and ivy-clad walls, down in a silvery shower fair Luna's bright radiance falls..."
- No. 2 - Queen's Song - "My love was a most ardent spirit, his fam'ly were very swell sprites. Deportment, perfection or near it, tho' his bus'ness did take him out..."
- No. 3 - Ensemble - "Impatiently a-waiting here for Curly Locks, for Curly Locks. She's such a winsome little dear, is Curly Locks, is Curly Locks..."
- No. 3a - Entrance of Curly Locks - "Curly Locks, Curly Locks, wilt thou be mine? ... Yes, Curly Locks! ... Such is the plea I always decline ... Yes, 'tis her voice..."
- No. 4 - Song - Curly Locks and Chorus - "Once on a time on an Iceland floe, way up North in the cold, cold snow, there liv'd a maiden Walrus you must know..."
- No. 5 - Song - Tucker, with Curly Locks - "The hours flee in misery, unhappy youth am I; in vain I plead in hour of need to thee who pass me by..."
- No. 6 - Duet - Locket and Trot - "I may stand upon the corner in my bloomers, if I chooses; I may smoke a cigarette in public too. I may walk in little skirtlets..."
- No. 7 - Entrance of Simon, with Lucy and Pieman - "Simple Simon is my name, no other do I bear; and hist'ry says I met a pieman going to the fair..."
- No. 8 - Dance of the Lamps
- No. 9 - Finale Act I - "Bow low to him, yes, bow low to him; Simple Simon comes this way. Bow low to him, yes, bow low to him, for he comes his court to pay..."
ACT II
- No. 10 - Opening Chorus, with Showmen - "Ho for the joys of Bartholomew fair, laughter and song on this festal day; flowers so sweetly perfuming the air..."
- No. 11 - Song - Tucker - "What ho! I say and give the gallant soldier's life; what fear has he of cannon's roar or of the battle's strife! His duty lies before him..."
- No. 12 - Duet - Tucker and Curly Locks - "Oh, beloved one, oh my cherished one, ere sets the morrow's sun, thou'lt be mine own; Oh, beloved one..."
- No. 13 - Duet - Lew Cid and Simon - "Old chap, we'll call this last 'good night', I think we've had enough. We'll go and bromo-seltzerize, and tell them..."
- No. 14 - Quintette - Curly Locks and Men - "When but an infant was my fate by fairies told, and on my brow set this decree. Until full eighteen years..."
- No. 15 - Eight Little Chinese Maids - "Sweet little mousmè we, with a face and form entrancing; hearts that are light and free, little feet so gaily dancing..."
- No. 16 - Chinese Ensemble - "Hail unto this golden land of China, of China, Oriental Star! Mirth and joy go hand in hand in China, in China, Oriental Star! ..."
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